uhm, shut up! please?

what in the?!

you got a voice that could embarrass even william hung or, or, or that vanessa-williams-kin-poser and you still got the nerve to ask me if you could sing?! good thing you couldn't see me. i was literally rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. and goodness! you asked me if you could sing another one.

what've i done to deserve this? what? what? whaaaaaat????

i appreciate the gesture, really. and i know you're tryin' to get into my good side. but please... please... puh-lease don't do it again. NEVER do it again. it was just pure, unadulterated torture. don't do that to me EVER again.


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i am soooo evuhl...