work place bloopers, part V: FUNNIEST TO THE NTH LEVEL EDITION

note written on a delivery receipt: " call (name of doctor) before will packed."
written on a post-it stuck just under the note: "before WILL PACKING... tanga."

- bwahahahaha! homaygoodness. GOD help us please.

i did NOT write that. i'm NOT the culprit. i swear.

i know i shouldn't be posting things like these here. BUT BUT BUT!!! it would definitely be a crime not to.

funny.

funny.

SUPER FUNNY.

i once told the owner that if the government was to give us an english proficiency test, i'm definitely, positively, absolutely sure these people are gonna fail.

not like i'm not helpin' them.

oooh gawd. i just scared myself.

crap.

*******
i want something else to get me through this
SEMI-CHARMED kinda life....