gay love. when will it stop?
i'm straight.
so i got my fat ass back to the gym and had been taking dance classes. i dunno if it's working, i wouldnt know for sure yet since i'm just in my 3rd week. it's been fun. no, scratch that. it's been HELLA fun. like what the gym credo says, "motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going." and hell yeah, when i say it's starting to become a habit. i look forward to dance class every freakin' day and it's starting to get scary. haha.
at first i though i wouldn't like it, i mean sure, for the first week i'd be excited. but that's as far as my relationship with gym goes. excited the first week, then not really interested the next. but this, whoa boy, excited every freakin' day. i like that i get my dose of booty shakin' without having to go to clubs or events, and oh yeah, the pretty boys too. pretty boys who can dance. pretty boys who can REALLY dance. i have cute dance instructors, what can i say?!
so i like this one guy and had been looking forward to his classes (hiphop groove, anyone? :D). but then yesterday, the Almighty sent me more blessings! 'twas the launching of the new remixes and instructors from all over the place were there. more dancing pretty boys for excited lil booty-shakin' addicts like me. and one boy caught my eye. aside from the first boy, yes. he was there too. more eye candies! anyway, he was wearing this green (talk about destiny! lol. babaw.) jersey and at first i was like, "another hihop-er. pfft." but then the music started and he started moving and im like, "wow." with matching mouth dropping ha. hahaha. yeah, im pathetic like that.
it was all high intensity. we had songs from sexy back to london bridge to those new pop/hiphop songs that you can dance to. they interact with the clients which made it more fun and made it look more like a club than gym class. so to make the long story short, cute boy #2 danced with me. *kilig* i told you im pathetic like that. hahaha.
so after class, i took my shower and then waited outside the lockers for my friend. and waddayaknow, cute boy was there talking to somebody on his mobile phone. so i took a seat on the bench, pretended not to care, but getting kilig on the inside anyway. there i was, minding my own business when he came up to me and asked, " ma'am did you enjoy the class?" and boy, can you just imagine the look on my face? giddy and smiling and ahhhh... pure geekiness. :)) of course i din't want him thinking i'm a ditz so i smiled and quickly replied, "yes, very." to which, i really wanted to say, "you're cute. wanna date?" lol. im kidding. and then he said, " that's good. i hope to see you in the next class. btw, i'm raven." and me goes, "that's for sure. i'm claude" and he reached out his hand for a handshake. i could just die right there and then. hahaha. my gehd. sobrang babaw.
but then it hit me. i was listening, okay eavesdropping, while he was on the phone. the way he talked he sounded like he was a cross between conyo-sounding kids to malandi. and yes, bordering on gay. GAH. and y'all know i have this unspoken relationship with gay people. yes people, i have a certain affinity to them. not that it's a bad thing. i mean, i'm not saying he's gay but what are the chances? my gehd. would we still be gay if we ended up together? ahahaha. sobrang advance. labo.
i'm just in the first month of the year and i'm already like this. WHAT THE HELL?!
so i got my fat ass back to the gym and had been taking dance classes. i dunno if it's working, i wouldnt know for sure yet since i'm just in my 3rd week. it's been fun. no, scratch that. it's been HELLA fun. like what the gym credo says, "motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going." and hell yeah, when i say it's starting to become a habit. i look forward to dance class every freakin' day and it's starting to get scary. haha.
at first i though i wouldn't like it, i mean sure, for the first week i'd be excited. but that's as far as my relationship with gym goes. excited the first week, then not really interested the next. but this, whoa boy, excited every freakin' day. i like that i get my dose of booty shakin' without having to go to clubs or events, and oh yeah, the pretty boys too. pretty boys who can dance. pretty boys who can REALLY dance. i have cute dance instructors, what can i say?!
so i like this one guy and had been looking forward to his classes (hiphop groove, anyone? :D). but then yesterday, the Almighty sent me more blessings! 'twas the launching of the new remixes and instructors from all over the place were there. more dancing pretty boys for excited lil booty-shakin' addicts like me. and one boy caught my eye. aside from the first boy, yes. he was there too. more eye candies! anyway, he was wearing this green (talk about destiny! lol. babaw.) jersey and at first i was like, "another hihop-er. pfft." but then the music started and he started moving and im like, "wow." with matching mouth dropping ha. hahaha. yeah, im pathetic like that.
it was all high intensity. we had songs from sexy back to london bridge to those new pop/hiphop songs that you can dance to. they interact with the clients which made it more fun and made it look more like a club than gym class. so to make the long story short, cute boy #2 danced with me. *kilig* i told you im pathetic like that. hahaha.
so after class, i took my shower and then waited outside the lockers for my friend. and waddayaknow, cute boy was there talking to somebody on his mobile phone. so i took a seat on the bench, pretended not to care, but getting kilig on the inside anyway. there i was, minding my own business when he came up to me and asked, " ma'am did you enjoy the class?" and boy, can you just imagine the look on my face? giddy and smiling and ahhhh... pure geekiness. :)) of course i din't want him thinking i'm a ditz so i smiled and quickly replied, "yes, very." to which, i really wanted to say, "you're cute. wanna date?" lol. im kidding. and then he said, " that's good. i hope to see you in the next class. btw, i'm raven." and me goes, "that's for sure. i'm claude" and he reached out his hand for a handshake. i could just die right there and then. hahaha. my gehd. sobrang babaw.
but then it hit me. i was listening, okay eavesdropping, while he was on the phone. the way he talked he sounded like he was a cross between conyo-sounding kids to malandi. and yes, bordering on gay. GAH. and y'all know i have this unspoken relationship with gay people. yes people, i have a certain affinity to them. not that it's a bad thing. i mean, i'm not saying he's gay but what are the chances? my gehd. would we still be gay if we ended up together? ahahaha. sobrang advance. labo.
i'm just in the first month of the year and i'm already like this. WHAT THE HELL?!
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