random thoughts of the twisted mind
What is it with office women and pointed shoes?
I was on my way to meet somebody over at Glorietta when I noticed this strange phenomenon. From the bus ride to the MRT Station, to the MRT ride itself, the floor was teeming with pointed shoes. All the colors and sizes you could imagine. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd see a pair or two for every square feet of the train.
Not that it's a bad thing and neither am I complaining. I have to admit, I own a few pairs myself. But to see a lot (and i mean a WHOLE lot) of 'em in one place... that's.... that's just plain freaky. (I would've said bizarre but then again, not every one understands the strange world i live in. Uh-huh. Waaaaay different than yours.)
You know what's funny? After seeing a lot of pointed shoes, my twisted mind came up with an idea on how we could battle terrorism without having to spend a single dime. (We don't have a single dime anyway!)
It's like this...
Since 9 out of 10 women in the Philippines own a pair (or two) of pointed shoes (so pointed, it should be illegal.), we round 'em all up, let 'em wear their "pointies" (oooooo...k. i'm not sure if that's even a word.) All they hafta do is kick those terrorists' arses with 'em pointies. I'm sure the mere view of all 'em pointies in one place would scare those sissy-ass terrorists off.
PRACTICAL, ain't it?
Oh gawd I'm WEIRD.
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twisted twisted twisted
posted by cLaude at 8:03 AM
2 Comments:
i'm sorry to break it to ya, claude, but the terrorists beat you to it. the pointy shoe (or "pointies") phenomenon is not a mere fashion trend sweeping the corporate world, but it is in fact a terrorist ploy in the works.
bombs will no longer need to contain shrapnel like nails or broken glass. when a bomb goes off, the pointies will do all the necessary damage.
terrorism knows no bounds. they have infiltrated the fashion industry and have more "sleepers" in it than you think. all the big names are in on it, i tell ya.
you have been forewarned.
-aRj
[smitten_boy]
hahahaha.
you do have alot of time on your hands, doncha?
and to think i thought MY mind's waaaaaaay twisted. :P
but hey, thanks. i'll keep that on mind.
oh wait, how'd you know about that? you aren't with 'em sissy-ass terrorists, are you? :P
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