work place bloopers, part V: FUNNIEST TO THE NTH LEVEL EDITION

note written on a delivery receipt: " call (name of doctor) before will packed."
written on a post-it stuck just under the note: "before WILL PACKING... tanga."

- bwahahahaha! homaygoodness. GOD help us please.

i did NOT write that. i'm NOT the culprit. i swear.

i know i shouldn't be posting things like these here. BUT BUT BUT!!! it would definitely be a crime not to.

funny.

funny.

SUPER FUNNY.

i once told the owner that if the government was to give us an english proficiency test, i'm definitely, positively, absolutely sure these people are gonna fail.

not like i'm not helpin' them.

oooh gawd. i just scared myself.

crap.

*******
i want something else to get me through this
SEMI-CHARMED kinda life....

uh-huh...

"I COMPLETE ME."

ain't that the most narcissistic statement you've ever read???

and it is posted all over EDSA. you know... EDSA... the busiest highway in the metro? ohhh yeah. whoever came up with that ad must be one narcissistic ass.

either that, or he's the most insecure dude that ever walked the planet.


*******
he wasn't what i wanted
what i thought, no.
he wasn't even what i'm lookin' for.
he never made me feel like i was special.
'COS I WAS SPECIAL....I AM SPECIAL..

work place bloopers, part IV

"theraPATHETIC ward" - pathetic nga.... IKAW. hehehe. homaygoodness.

"nothing TO follows" - haaaaay. san ka pa?!


*******
don't let your future be destroyed by my past.
she said, "DON'T LET MY DOOR HIT YOUR ASS."

work place bloopers, part III

"paki-collect si Ma'am Dada." - aba. kinumpleto nyo na. nung una, yung guard. tapos yung mga MD's. pati ba naman secretaries ng mga MD's di nyo pinatawad?!

"Makati MEDICAL CITY" - uhhh, could anyone please tell me where i could find this hospital? san ba talaga ha? sa Makati Med o sa Medical City? good luck sa delivery man.

*******
don't leave me, all alone
just drop me off at home.
i'll be fine. it's not the first.
just like last time... BUT A LIL WORSE.