work place bloopers, part II

"please collect dr. ramos tomorrow. 10 - 11 am sharp!" - aba! asensado na. dati yung guard lang yung pinapipick-up nyo ngayon, doctors na. hehehe. talaga naman!

her: (sarcastic) "ako si blahblahblah.miss.shitface.blahblahblah. inaantay namin yung pang-chemo ng kapatid ko."
me: "ay ma'am napa-dispatch na po. on the way...."
her: (interrupts me even before i finish what im saying) "on the way na? saan papunta? SA LANGIT?!
me: (((SPEECHLESS)))
-unfortunately, i had to talk with this rude lady. it's not like we're not doing anything to bring her meds to her. dapat nga hindi na namin idedeliver. utang na loob, ang lapit ng phil. heart center sa sterten ah. ang tamad. and hindi lang naman sila ang patients na nag-aantay ng gamot. it just so happened na uber toxic and no delivery man had come back to the office yet. gawd. people. RUDE people. pfft.

bald, cute, and sexy

i *heart* Harlem Lee.

*giggles*

i don't care if he's an old geezer. i wuv him still. besides, he doesn't look like 37, does he?

he's that talent search FAME champion, by the way. just in case you dint know yet.

i reckon he's gay. but i could be wrong. it's not like that ever stopped me.

GAY GUYS + ME = uber FUN

now, where to get his cd? hmnnn...

lackdaisical schmysical... pfft.

the thing about my life being lackdaisical, i take that back. my life is anything but.

it sure is sad. it sure is boring. but my life is DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY NOT lackdaisical.

what it is, is world-war-II-in-a-jar, divisoria-and-greenhills-during-the-holidays, four-thousand-convicts-in-a-riot, and everything that is chaotic.

masochist psychopaths would have a field day with my life.

and i just realized that.

i pity myself.


*******
it's shame that you can't be with me tonight
i'm spinning 'round in cycles,
hope you'd change your mind...
- two trick pony, SANDWICH

respect..... MY ASS

i'm not gonna get this "respect" entry done now, am i?

crappity crap crap. i so wanted to post it right away. but what the heck. i'll prolly get it done sometime in the next 10 million years.

for the meantime....

SCREW YOU disrespectful cousins! i don't deserve this and you deserve a zilch of my time. i'm sure that whatever you did will come back and bite you in the ass. there's such a thing called "karma" you know.

it pains me to get this from you. but what hurts more is the fact that you're family. family don't hurt family. it sucks that i'm even related to you.

oh God, please help me.


*******
sometimes i cannot take this place...
sometimes its my life i can't take...
sometime i cannot feel my face...
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME FALL FROM GRACE
- freak on a leash, KORN

a lil rant and a go-figure

"ayoko ng ginawa nyo dyan ha. ibalik nyo sila dito sa baba. ang ingay eh." - i dunno where the hell she got the guts to tell me this when she's noisy and boisterous and rowdy, herself. next time, don't ask questions where you'll be cornered and things'll bounce back to you. think lady, think.

work has been ok. not interesting. not exciting. no nothing. just plain ok. things are starting to be like a routine. i get up, take a bath, go to work, go home, take a bath, then sleep. the next morning, repeat it all over again.

i just figured, i need to go get a life. not a sad, boring and lackdaisical life like this one im having but something... something that'll make me wanna wake up and look forward to the things that's gonna happen. i've pretty much been moving on a straight line. not like i wanted a bumpy one. just wanna go somewhere where there's enough curves and turns and y-roads to get by. a lil hump and bump on the road won't hurt. just as long as it's not gonna make me screech to a halt then im all up for it.


*******
Wait a minute sir
You kind of hurt my feelings
You see me as a sweet back-loaded puppet
And you've got meal ticket taste

I see right through you
I know right through you
I feel right through you
I walk right through you

i "heart" you

a certain somebody made my day. i was havin' the shitty-est day at work and out of nowhere he sends me this:

him: hey, miss na kita. tugtog song mo eh. naalala kita. ingat ka.
me: awww. i miss you too. oh wait, what song? is that message intended for me?
him: vanessa carlton. makin' my way downtown... good 'ol days.

i heart you, franz. you're the sweetest friend ever.


*******
if i could fall into the sky
do you think time would pass me by
'cos you know i'd walk a thousand miles
if i could just see you, tonight